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| Topic | Dad is FIGHTING for his LIFE after his Son IGNORED him and gave him COVID-19!! |
| samurai bandit 07/16/20 9:56:03 PM #3 | > 21 year old > kid Pick one --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Twitter Hacked with Bitcoin scam. |
| samurai bandit 07/16/20 1:13:03 AM #41 | What if no one fell for the scam but they are actually laundering money this way? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | How does a roll of toilet paper last someone 58 days? |
| samurai bandit 07/13/20 4:38:04 AM #3 | I'd assume either they poop at other places and hence dont use their own TP or they have a bidet and only use TP for drying --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | ATTN: FF_Redux. It's been exactly four years. |
| samurai bandit 07/13/20 2:56:10 AM #15 | Pics/proof would make this so much better. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Close Enough (Creator of Regular Show) watch topic |
| samurai bandit 07/11/20 2:11:30 AM #3 | any place to watch it other than hbo? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Could you date a defense attorney that helps guilty criminals walk free? |
| samurai bandit 07/11/20 1:58:59 AM #10 | So date saul goodman but in female? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Stranger on a bike |
| samurai bandit 07/08/20 3:30:41 AM #5 | have you ever seen those random people who hold a sign that says "free hugs"? Once I passed by a person with a sign saying free compliments. He would shout compliments to anyone passing by even if they didn't approach him. It was awkward but nice --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | My wife and I spent 60k AUD on our wedding and 20k AUD on honeymoon. AMA |
| samurai bandit 07/08/20 3:27:59 AM #34 | How much does a usual wedding + homeymoon costs in Australia? In AUD. How much is an average yearly salary after taxes in Australia? Need for reference --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | iPhone 12 won't have a charger or earbuds in the box |
| samurai bandit 06/28/20 2:26:18 PM #12 | Solar_Crimson posted... And of course, Apple will get away with it and sell millions. Don't worry, you can just buy the unnecessarily big and inconvenient external attachment for only $200 more to plug in your earbuds. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Damn, wish Tuna wasn't so high in Mercury |
| samurai bandit 06/26/20 1:29:19 AM #8 | Tunas might be high in Mercury but I've heard Tunas dont smoke weed in Venus so you might want try those instead. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | ITT: gunplagirl delivers |
| samurai bandit 06/25/20 12:26:34 AM #106 | So, why did you take the one in just panties? Aiming for a 500? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Walmart is considering removing cashiers from all of its stores |
| samurai bandit 06/16/20 10:02:05 PM #125 | I mean, Amazon Go already exists. It has no cashier and no self check-out, you just grab the items, walk out of the store and get charged automatically for whatever you walked out with. Everything should be like that. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | What's amazons policy on this |
| samurai bandit 05/07/20 2:19:39 AM #3 | You can contact customer service but most likely they will tell you to just keep it. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | How much of your stimulus check are you donating to your favorite twitch girl? |
| samurai bandit 04/19/20 7:43:42 PM #19 | All of the --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | If you did NOT get a deposit check the IRS website. |
| samurai bandit 04/15/20 10:56:55 PM #70 | Wasnt there sticky request button somewhere? This should be a sticky --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Can bugs and arachnids get fat |
| samurai bandit 04/11/20 4:09:48 AM #26 | Irony posted... Great post XD --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Post here if you think Carole Baskin killed her husband |
| samurai bandit 04/05/20 4:42:19 AM #5 | Even took the time to create an alt. Props to tc --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | How to tell my teacher I didn't do my project. |
| samurai bandit 03/31/20 3:16:50 AM #31 | Just do it. You can pull a couple of all nighters in the weekend. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | is there going to be a "Corona Boom"? |
| samurai bandit 03/23/20 2:54:35 AM #9 | Tired-Insomniac posted... In 13 years the middle schools will be overrun by quaranteens XD --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | How the hell can restaurants possibly survive this? |
| samurai bandit 03/23/20 2:45:46 AM #8 | Rikiaz posted... Well we used to pull in around $8,000 a week day. We run 2 cooks on week days with an average pay of $18/hr, 2 managers with an average pay of $19/hr, 2 take out people at $10/hr, 1 salad at $10/hr and 3 dishwashers at $9/hr along with 6 servers at $3/hr. Totals to $1,490 in payroll for one, 10 hour week day. Now doing just take out we have averaged $2,000 a day with 1 cook at $15/hr, 1 manager at $19/hr, and 2 take out (1 is take out and 1 is salad, dish, deliveries etc) at $10/hr. Totaling $432 per day. We are making proportionally more money compared to payroll with less food costs and less utility costs. I think we will actually be fine, so long as business holds out. Our owner also said he doesn't care about making a profit, we just need enough to cover expenses and payroll (including his take) and that's all taken care of at the moment. We also did around $4000 on Saturday with the same payroll so that was nice. Many other places won't be so fortunate though. Glad to see you are doing ok. But your post shows another problem, what happens to the other 12 employees that you needed before? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | ITT Good places to hide cash in your house |
| samurai bandit 03/22/20 5:45:39 PM #18 | In the front door inside a box that says "Grab one" --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | My impressions after diving my Tesla for 2.5 weeks |
| samurai bandit 03/22/20 5:27:43 PM #8 | How can a software update increase the mileage? I would assume the restriction was hardware based, otherwise this can end up like Apple where I would expect them to limit the mileage when your car is older so you have to upgrade. How does having Netflix works? Id assume you still have to be on the lookout. How do you get internet in the car? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | What;s the most common day of the week? |
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| Topic | Honestly the modes on this site can burn in hell... |
| samurai bandit 01/27/20 11:13:25 PM #17 | Alteres posted... Fuck the modes. Under appreciated post --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Here are my thoughts on panhandlers. You may agree or disagree, and that's fine. |
| samurai bandit 01/27/20 11:11:14 PM #27 | TC, do you give them 3 dollars every day? Panhandlers do it usually every day, all day. So do you give them 3 dollars once even if you have seen them every day for the past month? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Japanese company invents plastic bag that biodegrades in the ocean. |
| samurai bandit 01/26/20 4:51:23 PM #35 | CountDog posted... What happens to the other ten percent? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | $1 million but you get da coronavirus |
| samurai bandit 01/25/20 2:54:09 AM #8 | Giant_Aspirin posted... i'm American so i figure after the ~2 weeks in the hospital i'll have like 10 grand left and i can take a sweet 2 week vacation. fair trade. Lol --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | "Harvard researchers, for the first time, have discovered how stress turns |
| samurai bandit 01/25/20 2:34:58 AM #7 | So this is how a super saiyan is made. - Goku fights Frieza - Gets stressed due to getting his ass kicked, plus millions of lifes depend on his win - The power up shout is actually a stress/frustration shout - After 3 episodes of stress (shouting) uses all pigments - Now he has a light colored hair --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Coronavirus. |
| samurai bandit 01/24/20 9:16:13 PM #162 | For those saying its only 3% mortality rate and that people shouldnt be worried: Pray that 3% is not you or relatives. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | If you could cure someone's cancer by touching them, would you tell anyone? |
| samurai bandit 01/23/20 1:58:12 AM #28 | IloveJesus posted... People thinking you'd be assassinated are realistic. Fixed --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Neighbor keeps parking IN my driveway. What do? |
| samurai bandit 01/21/20 11:19:29 PM #94 | IdiotMachine posted... So they moved the car out. However, I guess the car was out of battery, because they literally drove another car over my grass to jump the first car, then drove off. There are tire marks/dead grass and dirt in the grass. Seriously wtf. Wtf, they sound like asshole neighbors --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Is the tax system in America really like this? |
| samurai bandit 01/21/20 12:45:31 PM #39 | SK8T3R215 posted... They know anything reported to them that you also get a form of (W-2, 1099s, etc) So they should at least pre fill that info and only make you do any adjustments that might be needed --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | If you don't wash your hands after pooping, you're a FUCKING barbarian |
| samurai bandit 01/19/20 12:00:49 AM #14 | What about not washing your hands BEFORE pooping? Not even barbarians would do that. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Where is dogee |
| samurai bandit 01/18/20 11:57:15 PM #6 | This just in: A deadly cat is attacking dogs, could Doge have been a victim?  --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Free Sex or free video games for life. |
| samurai bandit 01/18/20 7:14:18 PM #44 | Rape aside, thise who choose free sex. Would they keep using it until they die? If so either you will be cheating on your future husband/wife or you wont ever have a single other. Either option sucks, so free videogames. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Girl gamer saves mans life while playing video games 5,000 miles away. |
| samurai bandit 01/17/20 2:41:19 AM #16 | krazychao5 posted... why did she know his address lol --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | $10 for chips? $5 for a Snickers? Hotel prices are such a scam for snacks |
| samurai bandit 01/17/20 12:28:29 AM #33 | Steelix500 posted... Yeah its stupud. I've seen bottles of water go for $4 I've seen some going for $20 in Vegas hotels... --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Kid runs like Naruto and gets hit by a van. |
| samurai bandit 01/16/20 10:43:30 PM #9 | Bluebomber182 posted... Why did the fat dude flip the driver off? That guy didnt do shit This. Maybe he got mad that there was proof? --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | lmfao I forgot how hilarious these Street Fighter II toy commercials were |
| samurai bandit 01/16/20 10:41:51 PM #9 | They probably are considered too violent now. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Let's look at the house I viewed today. Should I buy it? |
| samurai bandit 01/16/20 10:33:03 PM #25 | That is hella cheap, but then again I dont live in Ohio so I have no reference. Definitely get a really good inspector as the house seems worn down and you dont want to find any surprises. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | People hate monopolies but want Netflix to be a monopoly |
| samurai bandit 01/16/20 10:27:24 PM #13 | I dont mind Monopolies... what I dont like is the CEO of the monopoly taking advantage if its power to screw everyone. If there was a Monopoly where the company actively tried to drive prices down, provide more satisfaction to their customers or actually cared about humanity and not money then I would be fine with that Problem is people cant be trusted to have that much power and keep being good. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Hot take: The Last Jedi |
| samurai bandit 01/15/20 10:49:10 PM #10 | Incorrect. The last jedi --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | $500 in cash or $1,000 in scratch offs. |
| samurai bandit 01/15/20 10:03:00 PM #25 | Scratch just for fun --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Yes or no: $50 million but Thanos... *Pick a number from 1-5* |
| samurai bandit 01/14/20 6:34:24 PM #6 | YugiNoob posted... 4) Just wanders around aimlessly in the Amazon. He doesnt ever leave the rainforest, but if he sees a person, hell try his very best to kill them. 1. Put a mirror in the Amazon 2. Wait for Thanos to see himself 3. ??? 4. Profit --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | Do Brits really call popsicles "cold on the cob"? Lmfao |
| samurai bandit 01/14/20 6:32:55 PM #30 | SwayM posted... CE being a bunch of lames in this topic for two reasons. No need to get all frowny eyebrows over this --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
| Topic | 17,000,000,000 but all dogs on Earth die |
| samurai bandit 01/14/20 5:14:20 PM #36 | UnfairRepresent posted... and hand it over to him instead for his own research. What is this research about? If it is to mass produce the cure, bring back dogs from exintion or save human lifes it might be worth it --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! |
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